If it Flies, It Spies

Slogan used for the Birds Aren’t Real Conspiracy Theory

Micheal: Hey Alex, what kind of bird is that
Alex: None. If it Flies, it Spies

by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024

pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"

you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss May 7, 2018

fli-flops

The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.

"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."

by turbopony December 14, 2013

Flied

When niggas trippin so bad they become a fly flying

My nig u couldn’t get here if you flied.

by Flyguy88888888 May 15, 2022

Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014

Being flied

When a person is being by an accesive amount flies

There is so many flies buzzing around my head, i thought i was being flied

by Imtlignent peron July 14, 2019

no flies on you

You’re not dead whereby flies would be all over the body: therefore, you’re alive & your brain is fully functional. Example: I say “there’s a full moon out tonight and you say “ well there’s no flies on you”. In others words, you are not lying.

I say “ there’s a full moon out tonight” and you say “well there’s no flies on you”. Meaning you’re not lying.

by anonymous January 31, 2025