Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

Flatard

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

by Fire99 July 26, 2019

Flat Chat

When someone is extremely busy

He is flat chat on other work today and will get back to you tomorrow.

by odelay May 6, 2012

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020

flat dog

crocodile

Look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

The Zambezi is infested with flatties.

by George McBob May 11, 2009

Flat Out

Australian slang term for being extremely busy.

Derives from the phrase 'flat out, like a lizard drinking'.

I'm buggered, mate; I've been flat out from dawn til dusk.

I can't take on another project, I'm flat out.

by zezebelle April 5, 2009

Flatbiller

Also called "BROs" because they constantly refer to each other as bro ("Hey bro"), a flatbiller is a kid covered in silly tattoes, tries his best to be x-treme, has a raised truck, rides dirtbikes and needs to talk about dirtbiking when other people are listening. Havasu and Glamis are the common vacation spots for west coast flatbillers. The term flatbiller refers to the flatbilled hats turned sideways that bros often wear. Common flatbiller accessories are custom lowered older cars, iron cross/west coast choppers stickers, bandanas, white stickers on the back window of their "street" truck that show how x-treme they are. Flatbillers are only allowed to wear black. There is an entire webpage devoted to providing flatbiller examples... the name is very creative, can you guess it?

Two flatbillers involved in an intelligent discourse at work-
Bro #1: Hey bro did you see my new west coast choppers tat, now I really look like eminem bro.
Bro #2: Bro, that tat is crazy, bro, you do look like eminem bro. We look so different than everyone else that is trying to look different.
Bro #1: Yeah bro, when I go dirtbiking I will have to let it air-out with the nipple ring. We are x-treme individuals bro. Nobody knows how to party like us. Did I mention that we dirtbike bro.
Bro #2: Awesome bro, these tattoes are never going out of style bro. They are timeless bro, like that "Limp Bizkit" scar that you scratched into your arm in 9th grade, bro.
Bro #1: Yeah bro. I need to get out of here bro, we should go to Havasu this weekend.
Bro #2: Yeah bro, but payday is next friday and I need to sink all my cash into the 8-ball shift-knob on the '63 bro.
Bro #1: I hear you bro, we need to ditch this job and become union pipelayers bro. That would be x-treme.
Customer: Can I have the large fries please.

by DwightB May 14, 2006