flachwichser

A german slang term for a "lousy wanker" according to some site I found on google, and a "bad masturbator" according to a german exchange student that went to my high school

It's quite an insult.

Du bist ein flachwichser!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkatherine July 18, 2007

flape

combination of a cape and flag made popular in portland, oregon in mid-2010

bro, where'd you get that sweet american flape?

by dave ferris &/or Drew Marshall July 11, 2010

falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

by broox October 14, 2004

Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Flap Slap

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

flap of skin

a flap of skin is a large piece of really thick skin that is in place of someones genitals and can be used as a means to cool people down by waking there flap of skin about, mostly found on males who watch animee and like to shove rats up there arse and then eat them.

oh my god did you see ronan shoving rats up his arse while liking his flap of skin.

yeh it was disgusting, it made me want to cut my face.

by PACHOWW May 10, 2009

shit flap

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

by rob April 26, 2005