Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Flannel

Like a tree but more absobant. A flannel is an absobant cloth used to wipe up semen.

Jeremy wanks into a flannel

by Jewet May 28, 2018

flannel fly

A guy(Cis or trans) that is known to prefer the company of lesbian women for platonic relationships.

Is thought of as the equivalent (counterpart) of a woman who is known to associate with gay males. (Fruit fly)

Why is he always wasting his time with those women, doesn't he know they are all lesbians?

Nah, he knows, he is just a Flannel Fly.

by Flannel Fly 66, LLC March 21, 2017

Flannel Chin

When your chin can't take a good hit and is that loose it absorbs dirty vagina juice from a freshly washed minging flannel

Those Wilder brothers have flannel chins, one tap to their faces and down.... Pussies

by Beanz57 March 27, 2022

Flannel music

Depressing or edgy music usually indulged by people who wear flannel shirts and act depressed or are just emotionally confused.

“This flannel music is just edgy and unenjoyable”

by A Moose in a C-10 February 24, 2020