flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.

"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."

by Pitgirl March 30, 2008

Fladoodle

Not giving a fuck. Fladoodle replaces the word "fuck" when talking to someone you aren't able to curse in front of just use the word fladoodle to replace.

I don't give a flying fladoodle!!!!

by Jaevibes January 7, 2013

Flacid

When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.

Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!

Phillis: haha bet you won't!

Chip: *whacks her in the face*

Phillis: .....did that really just happen

by traelsldffadlsk February 4, 2012

Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan

"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"

by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004

The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.

Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.

by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011

flailanese

The unique and annoying language spoken by flailers(tweekers).

Sara was twacked the fuck out so bad all she could do was pick at her face in the mirror and ramble on and on about someone stealing her shit. I didn't understand half of what she said; it was just flailanese to me.

by ChunkDaddy July 7, 2010

flail

1. A medieval weapon resembling a mace, consisting of a wooden, steel, or iron pole or stick for a handle, a chain or rope, and a spiked metal ball or cylinder, that was used by knights in battle.

2. An type of Egyptian whip, usually leather, with three or more tails. Flails can be seen held in the hands of pharoahs in paintings, hieroglypics, and on sarcophogi (coffins). Sometimes used in bondage play. See also cat o' nine tails.

Some people enjoy the stinging sensation of being hit with a flail.

by naughty kitten August 7, 2004