funkability

a widely used term to describe the degree to which a song can get you into the funk

James Brown had many hits which exuded a high degree of funkability. The songs made you want to dance and groove.

by TravelBavaria February 28, 2008

Flunkerton

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.

Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!

by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010

puppet funk

The odor that results from having a hand up one's ass all day.

Ewww! Puppet funk!

by CheeseGimp March 25, 2003

mal-funk-shun

Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys everyone. Signs of a malfunction include but are not limited to....hearing the question.Have you been Drinking?

Hey, I dont think I can make it tonight i have a presentation to make tomorrow and i dont want to mal-funk-shun.

by P.C.H August 2, 2007

Ala-Funk

1.) n. The combination of smelling like Armenian ball sweat and un-wiped butthole.
2.) Sweaty fat mechanic stench...
3.) Used as an adjective when the room permeates of a rotten butthole stink.

Bro you need to take a shower you got some ala-funk kickin off...
Russ said today: 'Man I think I got some ala-funk'

by flefliker August 3, 2013

sweet funk

An aroma from a woman's crouch which is a combination of sweet and funky scent.

When a woman finishes a workout and has a funky smell to her crouch yet still has a sweet order of Obession. Hence Sweet Funk

by El Diablo BX January 24, 2017

Wine Bar Funk

Bad soulless music often heard in wine bars, 3 star hotel receptions etc.

"Let's get outta this place - the wine bar funk is doing my head in!"

by allen g May 8, 2008