1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'
"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"
by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016
Get the fizzy dickmug. by Nommin Onmy D. January 31, 2009
Get the fizzy popmug. The act of girl sticking a Can of soda in her vagina upside down then jumping a bit to shake it up followed by opening it so it falls down on a guy or girls face underneath.
by JJMAD December 11, 2011
Get the Fizzy Waterfallmug. by irisisaqtx May 1, 2021
Get the fizzy is sexymug. Fill a females rectum with a carbonated beverage, then plugging it with a sex toy, them proceed to have sexual intercourse until the sex toy pops out (this won't actually work so don't try it).
by Devlieger March 12, 2009
Get the Fizzy Lizzymug. by BryceD'vant May 13, 2009
Get the wizzy fizzymug. 
Get the shizzy fizzymug.