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Fifteen

Fifteen is the age in a boy's life where everything sucks. Period.
Your body turns against you in every way possible. Pimples, voice cracks, terrible body odor, unnecessary hair, constant horniness, and greasy skin and hair. Hormones run wild throughout your body producing an array of emotions you can't even understand let alone deal with.
Meanwhile, you have to deal with high school. Projects, homework, hard subjects, sadistic teachers, social crap to sort out, finding allies; they are very hard and common things there.
Also, all the girls you meet at school seem to flourishing into beautiful women. Their wonderful breasts jiggle and taunt you, although you can't have them. The mean ones make fun of you, the nice ones try to humor you, and if you find an absolutely great one that's willing to be your gal, good luck getting the money to pay for her. Businesses won't hire you for a year or so even if you did have the time to work a shitty job.
And there is no relief from this hell that is your life. Doing drugs or alcohol is a temporary release, if you can find, pay for, and not get caught with it. You're just barely smart enough not to commit suicide or run away from home. And you know that porn you're always watching will eventually get you in trouble. All you can do is wait it out.
Also, 15 is the fifteenth number from zero
Dude, why are you so down?
I'm fifteen.
Dude, sorry.

and

3x5=15
by roberto151 February 22, 2010
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Fifth Tag

Something you put down as your last tag when you can't think of anything witty.
What five tags should I put for the word Asshole? Hmmmmm; Ass, Hole, HoleAss, Justin Bieber...shit I can't think of one more. Wait, I'll just put down fifth tag!
by Jacob Orr October 20, 2010
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Quarantine Fifteen

Weight gain acquired during COVID-19 Quarantine Period; fueled by boredom and nervous eating .
I lost my Freshman Fifteen in time for Spring Break but it's coming back as the Quarantine Fifteen.
by OffLeash2017 March 22, 2020
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The fifth type

Namco was chosen as the “first person” in the next project using the bright color Key Sweet. This has a profound effect on Park Man. When the name became popular in 1968, he was a fan of Q Credence Clear Water Revival. Wedding pumps Arcade Gay Bis are sold as wineries to reduce production costs.

The game moved to PlayStation in 1999 at the Namco Museum in Japan. The same B-bomb has international colors instead of the unlocked version of Super Pack-Man. The play was later published in 2007 at Wilco's Namco Museum and later in 2010 at the Namco Museum Megamix. Japan's comparison of a non-available mobile port Keta merged with QTQ in 2006. The Sharp X1 * PC-9801 port was later canceled.
The fifth type is a video game that promotes the combination of bribery and weapon systems. The device uses a button control switch. The goal is to turn the ball around and get as far as possible. A kind of black "rainbow", also known as the black spirit "minimoi", softens the ball in small animals.

There is a sad pressure in the middle of the window. But touching the ball made them happy. When you play the whole game, it is done twice. The extra ball is played by touching all the pictures on either side of the window or by touching the green one on the floor. If the ball reaches the bottom of the dough, add the floor and replace the wall with modified brick.
by theomelon May 5, 2021
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slap a fifth

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.
by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013
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are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Idiots compete with children for cash prizes
by Lazy727 October 24, 2007
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hennesy fifth

The right name is Hennessey. Then it means the fifth of a galon or 750 ml of a liquor called Hennessey which is made in France ( cognac)
I can drink a whole Hennesy fifth, some call thata problem but I call it a gift
by Pato P March 28, 2007
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