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Fiferous

1. Facetious in a conniving way, all while grinning with a stupid, shit-eating smile—one that involves the whole face, including the eyes, in a disingenuous display of faux sincerity. So infuriating it makes you want to commit war crimes.

2. Blatantly and unashamedly stupid, incompetent, or lazy, yet acting as though they are competent, in control, or somehow have your best interests at heart. Their entire demeanour is a masterclass in passive-aggressive condescension, making light of situations where they are clearly the problem.

3. The human embodiment of smug cluelessness, where incompetence meets unwarranted confidence, wrapped in a patronising, infuriating grin.
🔹 "That fiferous prick just told me ‘not to worry’ about the project he forgot to submit—while smiling like he just won the lottery."

🔹 "Debbie just hit us with a fiferous ‘We’re all in this together, guys!’ —while doing absolutely nothing herself ."

🔹 "He’s so fiferous, he’ll crash your car, hand you the wheel, and smile like he just taught you a valuable lesson."
by Dr. Dragan March 1, 2025
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Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.
I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know
by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021
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