Felix

Most likely a very big brain man, usually has a successful career. According to the web, Some Felixes have very nice italian wives. Also a very nice man with a friend named joe.

Felix has made tuber-simulator a very good price

by JnnnnnOnnnnEnnnnMnnnAnnnMnnnnA October 08, 2019

Felix

A fat guy, without the balls to work on or leave his marriage, so he adopts dogs and takes on a lover.

Felix had it too good. He didn’t need his wife, he had his dogs and mistress.

by Bad Kat February 25, 2018

Felix

Someone who tries to convince someone isn't Jewish.

Felix: so wyd for Christmas

Emma: I'm Jewish

Felix: no you're not

Emma: um.. But I am

Felix: are you really?

by Felix Jewish convince February 24, 2016

Felix

Pretentious twat that tries to bait others and tries too hard to be funny. Ultimately i love him though, mostly due to his accent and the fact that his name makes me think of that black and white cat in the adverts.

Guy1:
"Man, that felix guy is such a prick"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, but he is a funny prick"
Guy 1:
"True. Hey wanna go get fucked"
guy 2:
"yeah sure, Give felix a call he loves a piss up"

by PPalmer December 06, 2008

Felixed

When one lets ones feline lick ones scrotum

John the cat: dude my owner made me lick his balls the other day.
Tibbles the cat: Purrrrrr dude you totally felixed him

by CATBELLS July 19, 2008

Felix

He is a great guy I promise.
Cool, likes potatoes, weird/ strange, once you know him he will seem normal

Great friend

Accepts if ur strange too

Felix: hello.
Person: FEWIX HOWW WAZ URR DAYY?????
Felix: it was good, u?
Person: GUUUUD,

Felix: I’m gonna go now, byeee
Person: wait!!!!!

Etc.

by Potatoes 4lif February 23, 2018

Felix

Felix; genrally associated as a cat name but most humans use it as their name

"Yo did you hear about felix?"
"Wait are you talking about your cat or friend?"
That awkward moment when your parents mistaken you and your cat

by biggirl168 October 31, 2019