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Faucet failure

Teenage girl who spiked in followers from creating a dance to the Cuphead song during tiktoks early days but later got her account banned
Dude I miss faucet failure and her account
by Names12345678910 February 26, 2021
mugGet the Faucet failuremug.

Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
by Dmonney September 12, 2005
mugGet the Fixing the leaky faucetmug.

pussy faucet

when someone/thing is so hot it makes a woman’s pussy so wet it drip

*can also be used ironically
exclamation: “ooh they so fine - PUSSY FAUCET

irony: *sees person wearing crocs* “mhh, pussy faucet lol”
by garb galore April 9, 2021
mugGet the pussy faucetmug.

shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.
Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?
by Doodul April 15, 2024
mugGet the shitty on the rain faucetmug.

poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.
OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.
by Sumica January 29, 2021
mugGet the poop faucetmug.

Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…
Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?
by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024
mugGet the Faucet Flickermug.

Flesh Faucet

Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet
by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025
mugGet the Flesh Faucetmug.

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