Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.

At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!

by Dmonney September 12, 2005

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sausage faucet

A network loop, especially one that results in a packet storm. Named for a crudely-drawn whiteboard image of such a construct.

Plugging both ends of a network cable into two ports on the same switch (and, if applicable, same VLAN) results in a sausage faucet.

by captain booya November 26, 2010

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Cum Faucet

When you cum in someone's throat and the cum then leaks out of their nose, like a runny faucet.

"Yeah dude I totally turned Jacqueline into a cum faucet the other day!"

by JBridgR April 1, 2020

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dripping faucet

When you go to take a whizz, and after doing so you still feel a drop of pee needs to come out.

God dammit, just got out of the bathroom but I've got a dripping faucet

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

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Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 December 12, 2011

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