fashion player

typicaly used to describe sum1 who will spend ridiculous amounts of money on items of clothing because of the name/logo on said item

note: this term is often used by townies/rude tings to kiss each other's asses

person A: Dude! i just bought these NIKE SHOCKS!!!!!
person B: Thats well good! How much?
person A: £120 brother!!!!
person B: COOL!!!!!!

by head of the commity for the liberation of society from rudeness May 1, 2004

old-fashioned

A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome

She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.

by cuban April 26, 2005

fashion statement

Clothes that draw attention to the person who wears them.

You wanna make a fashion statement? Wear this dress!

by wmem May 9, 2006

fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid

That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.

by Butchie December 19, 2003

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Cracker Fashion

When a white girl dresses like a hoochie and thinks it's high fashion.

She's sporting her cracker fashion today with that crop top and those leather pants.

by Dirt Brownie July 20, 2016

fashion constipated

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

by nix23889 January 18, 2008