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Cops Favorite Serial Killer 

Somebody who super glues all orifices on people they kill so they cant defecate or urinate when they die.
John is the Cops Favorite Serial Killer

Fresh Favorite 

Receiving a vigorous hand job, while in a car, parked in the lot behind the local Kroger.
I was raging wood so the old lady pulled off and gave me a fresh favorite.

The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.

My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.
Fresh Favorite by Dick Onchin March 7, 2022

Reveal your Favorite Song day

On July 27 and August 3rd are the days you reveal the song you love and would most likely have multiple people judge you
"Hey dude It's Reveal your Favorite Song Day" -Asshole friend
"The huh day?" -You

Society’s Favorite 

A Person ; Noun

comes from a feeling of being lost in this world, attached to a person who is facing daily battles versus life, and sometimes even questions themselves, yet still remains a winner and the favorite in society.
In a world so evil you’re society’s favorite…

On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet? 

Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.
Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

You: What?

My favorite show 

An anomalously broadcasted television show consisting of a physical manifestation of a plastic Mario Bros. toy of Luigi and a strip of Scotch brand tape. The show typically airs unprompted on CRT televisions and evokes a state in viewers comparable to hypnosis or hyper fixation.
"Uh, dude. Are you okay?"

"Shh! Be quiet, my favorite show is on!"
*continues to stare at television*
My favorite show by OwMyBodyHurt January 15, 2021