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by Bran bran loves ev ev September 8, 2011

A woman who developed a method for speed reading. Also used as a reference to her popular training method.
The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
Oh great! I was just glancing at a review for the movie we were going to see tonight and my Evelyn Wood training kicked in and now it's spoiled for me. So... why don't we just stay in bed instead?
by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006

If you ever see an evelyn punch her because Evelyns are rude and popular. Evelyns like to make fun of people and Evelyns are short blue eyed girl that have blond hair. Evelyns can be really smart but they are very mean to anyone thats not like her. Evelyn is not very fit but she can control you with her good looks. If you see a Evelyn anywhere try to be nifpce and walk away as fast as you can before the back hand gets to your face.
by Whos_this_bish October 12, 2018
