chris.evans.owns.my.azz

Chris.evans.owns.my.azz is the swaggiest mutual you will ever meet

oh you’re mutuals with chris.evans.owns.my.azz thats so swag

by Chris.evans.is.daddy.asf June 5, 2021

chris evans wife

chris evans wife is holly whitehouse.

Omg thats holly! She is chris evans wife <3

by bigbattygal.com September 2, 2021

Noah Evans

Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!

"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom

by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022

Mark Evans

He is an absolute idiot

Ohhh Mark evans is so stupid

by pangoreo December 13, 2017

Daniel Evans

A male who is in complete DENIAL that he is homosexual, EVEN though there is irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

Derives from the words DENIAL and EVEN.

I've known this guy for 5 years, he has always stated he is straight... He holds his body like a gay, he talks like a gay, sometimes he shrieks and he shows great care to his appearance...last week he was seen out holding hands with a guy... he still maintains he is straight... he's a Daniel Evans!

by Karen21 September 17, 2011

Bob Evans

A "down on the farm" restraunt. Older folks like to come in on a regular basis. However those who work at Bob Evans, recieve shitty hours, and bad pay. Thus why most employees are not fond of Bob Evans

Manger Refrence :Bob Evans Down on the Farm
Employee Refrence:Bob Evans lets burn down the farm.

by Verstummelung July 13, 2006

Dean Evans

Dean Evans is a well known comedian/Actor/Clown and Mime Artist. He currently resides in Chicago where he performs his solo works as well as with other ensembles like The Neofuturists and Kapoot Clown Theater.

Have you seen Dean Evans perform? He is really neat.

by Chicago Theater February 1, 2005