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council estate face lift

A derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). It is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.
by DiddlySquat2 May 21, 2008
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Find some real estate

In the United States Military, the phrase “Find Some Real Estate” means to find a nice place on the ground to get on your hands and knees and do push-ups.
“Trainee, what the hell did you do?! Find some real estate!”
by ab320747 December 1, 2019
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fine piece of real estate

1) a guy/girl who has all of the qualities you look for in a guy/girl

2) a guy/girl who has got it going on
She is a fine piece of real estate. I'd date that.
by ccomings January 20, 2009
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Free Real Estate

A simple sex move in which one carves open the others body and crawls inside making a home like that of a turtle or snail. This position is unique because you get to penetrate from inside so that after the other is sewed back together with the one inside, it appears that the other has a retractable pp. sometimes, an extra pleasurable experience will result in the one refusing to crawl back out through the vaginal whole and instead creating a new species of double human that become so happy with pleasure they evaporate into ultimate beings of intellect with an unchallenged knowledge of sex. This move can be done with multiple people.
I heard that Carley became a new species after having a free real estate
by Princessdonkey February 9, 2020
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its free real estate

its free real estate: A dank meme that shows a man in a joke infomercial. He waves you forward as he puts his hand to his mouth and whispers, “it’s free real estate.”
This will be a meme that lives forever.
Hey how you doing love mama let me whisper in ear tell you something that you might like to hear its free real estate.
by GT King July 31, 2018
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free real estate

When I ask the price he said it was "free real estate
by The Goat Lord May 17, 2018
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Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023
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