The act of being manipulated into believing the lies of a badussy smelling, highway running, meth taking, little armed con man that shows text book characteristics of being a predator.
by Mike Nutsitch June 13, 2024
Get the Ernie Shelledmug. When a fierce and powerful woman delivers a brutality of skillful blows to your shaft and combos you into climax
"you alright mate, you're walking funny"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"
by TheRealDrDick August 22, 2019
Get the Dirty Ernymug. Psychopath with no regard for etiquette. Especially towards people he can’t have. Likes to show a display of disrespectful actions at other people’s residential dwellings. Thus causing problems for people who want to be together and left alone. In other words. He lost her. He mad about it. But nobody cares. Poses as a Taurean being, but having been born in April he unfortunately is not a good representation of a true high vibrational Taurus. Thus is a lonely low vibrational Taurus that needs to revaluate his worth. So he must be suicidal, bcuz Richard gonna get em.
Janice:
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”
Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”
Janice:
“Ok”
Ernie:
“Penelope, can I talk to you?”
Penelope:
“You need to leave before Richard catches you here”
Ernie:
“No I want Richard to beat my ass”
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”
Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”
Janice:
“Ok”
Ernie:
“Penelope, can I talk to you?”
Penelope:
“You need to leave before Richard catches you here”
Ernie:
“No I want Richard to beat my ass”
by anonymous November 11, 2025
Get the Erniemug. A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
Get the ernie 5 starmug. The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022
Get the Ernie Headsizemug. When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 6, 2020
Get the The Erniemug. by James chargles December 14, 2019
Get the ernie fearmug.