ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

louisiana enema

In Louisiana an enema is performed with someone else's finger.

"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."

by DaBackwoods February 1, 2019

retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.

“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.

by Cantstandya May 19, 2018

Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017

enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 9, 2017

Nigerian Enema

When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.

We had to give the snitch a Nigerian enema.

by BigT1985 November 13, 2017

Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020