louisiana enema

In Louisiana an enema is performed with someone else's finger.

"I'm pretty backed up... honey can you give me a Louisiana enema, I need help releasing what's in my bowels."

by DaBackwoods February 02, 2019

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Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 08, 2020

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Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event

Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.

by wynx October 29, 2020

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enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.

After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?

by froggy69 September 26, 2014

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UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

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