national emergency

A phrase used when you want something real bad.

I want that wall so I'll declare a national emergency.

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

State of Emergency

a Crazy Playstation 2 video game. in this game, shadow corporation overthrows America government and takes control of whole USA state, most people simply calls them "Corporation". this company is like combination of Disney and EA and much worst. they make everyone their slaves, turns off the rights of freedom and give a lot of people pain and suffering. however years later the underground group called "Freedom" starts riots in "Capitol City" and the Corporation declares State of Emergency. in this game you can litterally fucking blow up every Corporation shop, kill hundreds of Corporation cops, swat, military with many weapons in the game. is fun blowing everything in your way.

Person 1: Hey did you ever know "State of Emergency"?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I used to blow everything and kill so much Corporation cops.

"Smash the Corporation!" "Long live Freedom!!"

by GreenPigwithHelmet September 7, 2021

Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017

emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan

John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth

by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011