elder entitlement

A thought process / frame of mind that most if not all baby boomers have in which they feel they are entitled to do whatever to whom ever they wish without consequences due to their status as elders in society. This thought process transcends race ,religion, culture or sexual orientation. The common denominator is the fact that they are elderly. Other lesser forms / sub-cultures of this frame of mind exist within younger generations such as millennial and gen Z as well as different races and sexual orientations but are minimal as others of the same sub types quickly quash the nonsense and get their respective sociters back in line and place.

Person 1.Goddamn... you see grandma just push our cart out of the way and cut infront of us ?
Person 1. MA'AM..WE WERE ALREADY IN LINE.

Elder. FUCK OFF.. I'm in a hurry. You can wait.
Person 1. MA'AM.. I'm trying not to be rude. Please don't swear at me. Please get out of line and go to the back. Be considerate of those you you just cut infront of.
Elder ..FUCK OFF!!!!
Person.. wow.. your elder entitlement is really showing today. What an old bitch.

by Willie shaverpus November 12, 2022

elderfun

A term to describe someone who is sexually attracted to elderly figures.

That kid is an elderfun, do not let him in the retirement home!

by StickyDaReal October 9, 2023

cole elden

His middle name is Elden. Thats all that matters.

Any random person: Hey whats his name?

Kalani: Its Cole ELDEN.

by 2013GSXR July 5, 2017

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 10, 2021

Elder Wear

Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well maintained and otherwise gingerly used.

"See that '92 acura? it's got only 34 thousand miles on it and complete service records, too bad about the Elder Wear at all four corners from sad attempts to park it".

by Noel S November 28, 2005

The Elder Vibe

The elder vibe is an aura emmited by all members of the elder family that allows them to wheel regardless whether they are good looking or not.

The Elder Vibe is commonly used by james michael elder of the roxden.

by suttonnn January 18, 2010