by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016

A surgical procedure which involves the removal of the nut sack so your balls are just hanging, and then having an apple core inserted into your asshole, and sewed in
Paul: Man, the Jews are responsible for 9/11
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler
by FatJoker February 24, 2008

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.
by Hat Garrett November 11, 2010

A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.
I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.
by Austin R & J Karr May 17, 2007

When ones feet are cold. An individual, preferably a male place his testicles on the feet of the individual who is cold.
by Egyptian Sandals June 29, 2010

by Bethy Baby January 4, 2008

by Waawaaweewaa70 December 23, 2021
