Eden

The most beautiful girl that with her bronze brown eyes melts any man she looks at and that is so loving and irresistible, her body is perfect just as her personality, yeah, she's weird, but I wouldn't change it for the world. She loves camo and my light blue eyes, and me(: She is my whole world and I LOVE HER with all my heart, soul and being, forever and always, always and eternity, because I am eternally hers. I unicorn promise it<3

Do you see Eden with that Zebulon? He's one damn lucky guy to be with her!

by Sockchair1 March 29, 2013

eden

the best friend you could ever have

i have an Eden and i love her

by slothpower1 December 3, 2020

Measurable Eternity

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.

Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.

by weasel1969 December 24, 2019

eternal september

Refers to the fall of 1994, when AOL let the great unwashed onto Usenet for the first time. Prior to 1994 Usenet experienced annual suckage in September when new college kids got Internet access for the first time and broke things. After the dawn of AOL-Usenet interconnectivity the suckage didn't stop until 2005 when AOL revoked Usenet access from its members. Now refers to any situation in which new users flood a community and destroy it.

Q: "Dude, what's up with all these noobs asking dumb questions on Usenet?"
A: "Eternal september, man"

by D4v30000 February 3, 2007

Eden

Eden is a bestfriend, she will make you laugh anyday, anywhere, anytime. She is funny, beautiful, caring, loving, loyal and so much more. You will never find anyone like Eden. Don't get on her bad side or else Eden can roast you better than a rotisserie chicken. Eden is also like a mom, she cares so much about you and asks how you are everyday, you want to make her proud of you. I love her.

Eden, how are you today?

by Brolianne October 9, 2019

eternity

is neither here, nor there eternal in faith, our souls will pass into the circle...never ending, never beginning

i have a tattoo of eternity on my leg

by shim October 3, 2003

eternal virgin

Someone who plays fortnite

If you play fortnite the you’re an eternal virgin

by Beep beep man October 22, 2018