I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

"Hey you wanna do the dirty earthquake? " *Girl gets on top while guy shakes furiously under her like he's having a seizure*
by BigNutTsunami May 28, 2019

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.
by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

by Crystal_Steck-Special January 19, 2021

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.
by KlownMan January 26, 2024
