T O T E S

When you want to say totally but dont want to spell out totally

Man That Waz RUDE!!!!1!

T O T E S

by Black Heart January 15, 2009

I.E.S

Itchy Eye Syndrome

The sudden urge to want to rub your eyes for hours upon hours usually the symptoms of being extremely high.

Your I.E.S always has you scratching your eyes and not passing the blunt!

by Stew Padasol April 1, 2012

F.R.E.S.H.

Very select few Girls at Nimitz High.(Houston)
Females-Runnin-Every-Silly-Ho

"hey them those F.R.E.S.H. girls.... they fine as hell and they run this whole damn school"

by Lil C. July 7, 2008

r.e.s.p.e.c.t

Rubbish. Especially. Someone. Pretending. Exactly. Crap. Time?
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!

james:omg RUBBISH
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!

by alex.x April 4, 2008

M.I.E.S.

An abbreviation commonly used among kids who don't have time to type out "My Mother is Eating My Socks", so, instead, kids use MIES- Mother Is Eating Socks.

Kid 1:So, what are you doing?
Kid 2: Brb
Kid 2: OMG I'm back!! M.I.E.S.!
Kid 1: No way! WTF!?!

by WinterDrake January 17, 2011

S.T.A.P.L.E.S.

Sack of, Talkative, Abusive, Potheaded, Lazy, Easy, Shit

guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!

guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??

guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????

by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004

drug-e's

e-mails that advertise prescription drugs for sale online. Sometimes sent because the word's out that you've bought Rx's online before.)

"Boy, I wish you didn't get so damn much junk mail, dude! That's what you get for your habit. Half of these are drug-e's!"

by 76 Camaro March 11, 2008