dungeon tart.

A Dungeon Tart describes a woman, so foul that she may only be boned in a dungeon-like basement to make it appropriate or acceptable. Dungeon Tarts fit in perfectly with the common filth, dirt, mold and grime associated with most college basements. The term was implemented in the tale end of the 2007 scholastic year. Dungeon Tarts can be found lingering around trashy bars until last call, hockey rinks and college parties. They are some of the most vile and revolting creatures that inhabit one's tally chart or black book.

"Alright man, it's 4:00am, call up a dungeon tart."

Dude 1: "Hey bro, did you see the dungeon tart that I slayed last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man she was really hit and smelled of garbage and trash. Congratulations, I think you just slayed the dungeon tart of the year."

by t-mike531 April 22, 2011

Dungeon Tan

The skin type of a person of which is really pale and who seems to be playing Xbox or Playstation constantly without receiving sunlight.

Tom: "OMG, have you seen Tim lately?"

Dave: "No, he's probably in a basement playing Xbox and getting a dungeon tan."

by HesAnonymous December 6, 2010

Cum Dungeon

a loose womans fallopian tubes..a place to store unwanted semen.

"I just finished fucking susan i left my sperm in her cum dungeon"

by Mr.Negative January 4, 2008

Cum Dungeon

A dungeon for feeding your little cumsluts daddy's love juice.

John: Hey Chad, how's the basement coming along?
Chad: It's not a basement, i'm building a Cum Dungeon
John: What the fuck

by mr. plague doctor November 7, 2019

Dungeon Dirt

This is a type of weed. It is typically know for its brown color and for having no hairs or crystals. Even though i personally believe this is a very dank strain of weed, it has been named this for its low potency in THC, very harsh smoke, and it mud taste. This kind of strain of weed has such little THC levels in it that most people say someone would have to smoke at least a quarter-pound of this horrible marijuana to just get a slight buzz, such as you would from a 20oz of Mike's Hard Lemonade. The reason why some daring people do attempt to smoke this is because a kilo of it usually only goes for $75. Side effects of smoking this type of weed is headaches, emphysema, excessive coughing, extreme zoning-out, major anxiety attacks, and in some major cases, a heart-attack.

Nathan: Yoo broo. I just picked up a pound of Dungeon Dirt! Wana take a couple hits off this blunt.

Steve: Yeahh dude! I just ran out of all my cat nip so I'm feinging to get lightheaded!

Nathan: Narley! (hits the blunt, begins to cough uncontrollably.)

by R Effa January 25, 2011

Goon Dungeon

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

Dungeon Bottom

A submissive guy/girl who is with a dominate partner(s), aka a Master or Top in a sex room or dungeon and performs sexual submissive acts usually at the Masters/Top instructions.

That dungeon bottom has been here all night and has been used by eight tops

by forChelseaLatelyFans July 31, 2011