Drunk 

When you drunk to much funny juice 🤪

I got drunk off of some “funny juice”

Drunk by Egeheghegege May 16, 2022

Drunk 

What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me

Wow i am preety drunk

Drunk by SuperiorIndian69420 November 22, 2022

Drunk 

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

Drunk by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

drunk 

When you drink alcohol to the extent that your mental and physical capabilities are impaired. You might experience drowsiness, lack of coordination, vision problems, and more.

Note: you can't give real consent when you are drunk or high.

Person A: Dude, did you hook up with me last night?
Person B: No way, you were drunk as hell. I wouldn't do that.
Person A: Oh, okay, thanks.

drunk by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

Drunk 

Enjoy life

Get drunk as always

Drunk by Marysita November 21, 2023

Drunk 

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...

Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."

Drunk by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017