Person #1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch?
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL
by thatssonotaword February 10, 2009
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Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."
Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."
Guy #3: "What a douchebag."
Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."
Guy #3: "What a douchebag."
by dontpanic1984 February 8, 2010
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by BugabooNZ May 26, 2008
Get the douchebag mug.Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.
by TangerineSky45 October 15, 2009
Get the Douchebag mug.a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.
symptoms:
self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth
often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
symptoms:
self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth
often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
by oohnooo February 19, 2010
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/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/
noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/
noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
by Sicvispacemparabellum December 3, 2016
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