douchebag

the guy who sits next to me at work

Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.

by lunchbox207 January 27, 2011

douchebag

Criss Angel.

Person #1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch?
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL

by thatssonotaword February 10, 2009

douchebag

An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing trucker caps and affliction tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.

Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."

Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."

Guy #3: "What a douchebag."

by dontpanic1984 February 8, 2010

douchebag

john mayor

all of the above, john mayor is a douchebag

by bmoten63 April 25, 2010

douchebag

a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny.
see jake

"what a douchebag"
"yeah, what a jake"

by BugabooNZ May 26, 2008

Douchebag

A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.

Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.

by TangerineSky45 October 15, 2009

Douchebag

People who wear toques and bucket hats, a black t-shirt, really baggy pants, and either Nike or Vans shoes, some of whom have skateboards but do not know how to skate, hang around the skatepark just to vape or smoke. If they have a brother who can drive, they will invite all their friends over to drink until they black out and force him to drive them home. they're a total joke to the world and thier mother fucker who think thier a gift sent from god not knowing the fact that their spoiled little shits who thrive on thier parents money and allowance then claim their rich then shows it off then spends it until they have nothing other than a couple dirty nickels hidden in their ass.

I cant stand these douchebags vaping on the bus and skateparks.

by Boiled_Babies May 2, 2023