Douche Canoe 

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

Douche Canoe by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019

Douche canoe 

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

Douche canoe by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020

Douche canoe 

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

Douche canoe by Camel creeper October 19, 2020

Douche canoe 

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

Douche canoe by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Douche Canoe 

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

Douche Canoe by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

Douche Canoe 

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

Douche Canoe by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

Douche Canoe 

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.

Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!

Douche Canoe by JasonC123 August 14, 2021