Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.

Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."

by conflicttheband November 17, 2010

salty doorknob

When one sticks a door knob in their ass, does a kartwheel to open the door.
Making the door a salty door knob

My hands were full so I did a salty doorknob to open it.

by noahsmith33 July 4, 2016

Greasy Doorknob

The sexual act of sticking the tip of ones dick in a fat girls belly button.

I really regret letting Rhonda give me a greasy doorknob last night, now it hurts when I pee.

by Captain_Zach September 2, 2013

doorknobbing "The Dunk"

When you take a man`s trousers off (preferably with the name "Dunk", "Duncan") and insert his tiny butt-hole into a specifically chosen door knob and made to open and shut the door violently until the point of climax, forcing him to shit all over your nice new door... That`s door-knobbing "The Dunk".

Lets get Nick to doorknob "The Dunk"....
Charlotte`s going to get her door knobbed by "The Dunk"
Some one has been knobbing my door...

Lets eat a lot of Chinese food and go doorknobbing "The Dunk"..
Some one has been eating corn..it`s all over my door.. Please stop door-knobbing my door...

by Thedoor October 21, 2011

slippery doorknob

A slippery doorknob is the prank, when you put a doorknob up your anus and then you stand back and watch people use it.

Online, I watch videos of people preforming a slippery doorknob, it is funny.

by aylack, south africa August 29, 2006

Denver Doorknob

The sexual act of loosening someone's asshole, then right before an orgasm or during an orgasm you fist the anus pulling out cum, feces, or stimulate the insides. While inside one can rotate their fingers if they wish.

Ex.1
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm cumming
(Jon sticks his all his fingers in Christine's butt and started to rotate them)
Christine: AHHHHH
Ex.2
Chad: Oh yeah deeper, Chris, Deeper!
Chris: You like that huh you like that?
Chad: ooooh yeah ah
(Chris sticks 3 fingers into Chad's anus, spreads them and stimulate his prostate)
(Chad Cums)
Chad: Okay baby, your turn, Denver Doorknob!
Chris: DAMNIT CHAD, YOU FROSTED ME AGAIN

by chaosfiend February 7, 2009

Being a doorknob

Someone of either sex, that "goes around". Basically they are a whore. Everybody uses them.

Joe: "Jessica was being a doorknob last night."

Dave: "Yeah i even got with her!"

by BROKENEART</3 February 19, 2009