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Doorknobs

Deadpool's name for his guns.

A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
"Doorknobs don't kill people; I kill people." ~ Deadpool
by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013
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Doorknob

annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface
"I hate your brother! he's such a doorknob!!!"
by The Music Beat October 29, 2011
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Doorknobs

A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.
Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
by Project Specifications August 5, 2012
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Golden Doorknob

gold-en door-knob(gohl-duhn dawr-nob)

-verb

The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!
by MyExRex December 31, 2009
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Doorknob Game

Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.
Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
by Al Coholick January 24, 2022
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buttering the doorknob

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users
by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018
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doorknob tip

an odd deformation that occors when the tip of the penis is shaped like a large sphere.
dude it sucks having a doorknob tip dude i cant put it in my girlfriend
by the mighty drip November 23, 2013
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