When two males place their penises in opposite ends of a chinese finger trap and tug back and forth.
My male friend and I went home and decided to pull out our chinese finger trap and Mandarin Dock each other.
by rufus huckleberry February 20, 2010
Get the Mandarin Dock mug.I wasn't going to make it to Jim's ass in time with the lighter, so I grabbed the Lysol and gave him a Flame Dock!
by djmd96 February 11, 2013
Get the Flame Dock mug.A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
Get the Cleveland Dry Dock mug.Shitty little town in West Wales.
Full of inbred violent gypo's ,tinker's and would be kick boxers.Home to hundreds of Boswells.
Full of inbred violent gypo's ,tinker's and would be kick boxers.Home to hundreds of Boswells.
Phileas fogg and Passepartout traveling around the world in 80 days pass over Wales in their balloon:
Phileas: Lean over and take a good look ,where exactly are we?
Passepartout: We are precisely over Pembroke Dock.
Phileas: How can you be so sure?
Passepartout: Because when i leaned over,some bastard stole my wristwatch!
Phileas: Lean over and take a good look ,where exactly are we?
Passepartout: We are precisely over Pembroke Dock.
Phileas: How can you be so sure?
Passepartout: Because when i leaned over,some bastard stole my wristwatch!
by Hash BROON June 21, 2006
Get the Pembroke Dock mug.A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.
by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005
Get the cunty brown dock mug.When the foreskin of a uncircumsized penis, with a larger than normal circumfrance, stretches over another penis with a considerably smaller circumfrance; Most notably called a Dock. The end result is the foreskin of the larger penis drooping over the other penis like a Wizards sleeve.
by The Big Dock February 27, 2009
Get the Warlock Dock mug.A town in Pembrokeshire, Wales. It has roads (some with tarmac), buildings (some still standing) and seagulls (all carrying concealed weapons.)
Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.
Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.
Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.
Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.
TAFF: Where you going?
DAI: Pembroke Dock.
TAFF: Why?
DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.
TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.
DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.
DAI: Pembroke Dock.
TAFF: Why?
DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.
TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.
DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.
by Dewin December 27, 2011
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