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dishwasher

When the pubic hair on your testis gets outrageously long so you acquire a female to lay down and open her mouth. You then insert soap into her mouth and let her swish it around. When she opens her mouth you insert your balls into the loading zone and she bites the hair off your balls to finish the "washing" process.
Wow my balls are so hairy, time for Monica to wash my dishes in the dishwasher.
by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019
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Dishwasher

Hey Dishwasher bring me a sandwich
by GaryNotTheSnail69 February 18, 2021
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Dishwasher

a thing that you have to say to a female. Really good because they deserve it to wash the dishes 24/7. a slave
women is less and a dishwasher
by amirhaz March 22, 2022
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Dishwasher

When a female puts soap into her vagina thinking she's cleaning it but really giving herself a higher chance of getting a yeast infection.
Emily: "Are you a Dishwasher , Sarah?"
Sarah: "NO! I don't want a yeast infection."
by SARAHBEAR114 April 27, 2016
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Dishwasher

Two definitions

1.your mum
2. A prick of a human being with no real point of being alive. Often a fat cunt and a disappointment to his grandfather, as their dads tend to disown them
N1.I heard your mums a dishwasher
N2. Your a dishwasher cunt
by Race car November 3, 2019
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purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.
"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."
by melissa November 25, 2003
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Dishwatching

The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.
-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."

- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"

- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"
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