Directioner 

A directioner is someone who supports the band "One Direction" We know a TON about them and love their video diaries... Most people would call us "obsessed fans" but we feel that we are just dedicated. Some of us think that you have to know everything about them when all you really need to do is support Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne. We also ship Larry Stylinson but know it is just a bromance, we take their weirdness and love them for who they are

a-"Omg, did you know that Louis loves spoons?" "You're such a directioner"

"I just can't wait to meet the boys one day and tell them how proud I am, I'm a true directioner"

Directioner by CurlysGotSwag1D September 7, 2012

Directioner 

There are many hardcore One Direction fans. The One Direction fandom, is the deadliest fandom. Only certain people are allowed inside the fandom, and if you don't know the exact minute each boy was born, chances are they'll tear you to shreds because you claimed you were a 'Directioner'.

If you don't know the address of each boy, and their families by heart, you are not a 'Directioner'. If you haven't watched them since the X-Factor, you're not allowed in the fandom. If you don't know every inside joke-even if it was from three years ago-you're not a 'Directioner'.

So, if you don't know every last thing to know, about One Direction, don't call yourself a 'Directioner', because the fandom will rip you limb by limb.

If you say something like:
Niall likes Cats!
Harry loves Carrots!
Louis is 'Daddy Direction'!
Liam loves His Hair!
Zayn loves Food!,
You're not a Directioner.

Directioner by A Wise Person February 22, 2015

jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.

Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

jiffy lube directions by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007

Directioner 

These crazy fans from the boy band One Direction. Seriously, these fans will do ANYTHING for them. They have no social life because they are on tumblr posting pics and GIFS of One Direction. They love them no matter what. There are some directioners who don't care about their family and friends because they only care about One Direction. DO NOT insult directioners or 1D. Because if you do, then say goodbye to your life.

Girl 1: Honestly, I don't like 1D. I rather listen to something else.
Directioner: Are you asking to be killed?!?!?

Directioner by Dogloverr2 October 11, 2013

Directioner 

Fan of One Direction- the best boy-band E V E R.

Boy: Ew, you are a directioner?
Me: Yeah, any problem?

Directioner by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

baby directioner 

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.

Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.

baby directioner by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

directionary 

A dictionary that gives you directions as well as definitions.

He uses his directionary to navigate and find words.

directionary by lemmon rack September 18, 2014