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Digital douchebag

A "digital expert" that works for an advertising agency. Usually has a title like Digital Producer, Digital Manager, Social Media Manager or Digital Strategy Advisor.

Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.
Joe: Wow that Digital Douchebag down at the agency sent me a link to this awesome video! Did you know that China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world?

Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!

Joe: Awesome!

Qamar: Awesome!
by Ilav Gäeseks May 21, 2011
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Digital nativism

Mistaken belief that young folks who were born immersed in things digital are somehow in a state of grace and older folks are cursed by their age and lack of digital conditioning. Arrogant and insulting division of generations into different camps first proposed by Marc Prensky but unfounded on any survey data.
With an insulting tone worthy of the original American nativists who hated immigrants (especially Catholic ones), Marc Prensky speaks of pre-iPod humans (digital immigrants) contemptuously. This is simply digital nativism, a kind of generational prejudice that is ill founded and unsubstantiated.
by Songpoet November 1, 2007
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Digital Bullying

Digital bullying is a phenomenon which reared it's head on a Association Football message board for the English Club side Coventry City.

One seasoned contributor to the forums accused the rest of the user base of "Digital Bullying", in a tearful farewell post.

He believed that he was the victim of a premeditated vitriolic hate campaign to drive him away from the forum that he loved so dearly.
User1: I'm never going to post here again. insert tearful memories here I can't take this Digital Bullying anymore.

User2: F**k off then, you wan**er!
by DIGITALBULLY July 13, 2006
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Digital Teabag

When you get ahold of someone's cell phone, take a picture of your nutz and set it as their wallpaper. Everytime they get a call your junk is rubbing against their cheek.
Sally left her phone out at the party, I digital teabagged her, now I call her randomly, she still has no idea.
by Alpaca-shearer August 26, 2013
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digital yuan

digital version of China's fiat currency, the Yuan
McDonald’s, Starbucks and Subway are joining other firms in making digital yuan a global financial power.
by timlight April 24, 2020
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digital chop

Hitting a weed vape and a nicotine vape at the same time.

A reference to the chop.
by DigiChop September 23, 2019
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Digital pee

Noun. The digital marking of one's territory or role as the preeminent significant other to another person through social media. This marking of another's digital footprint can happen by way of consistent proliferation of the use of the hashtag "#person'sname" accompanying photos of the marker and marked on Twitter, for example, or consistent posting of photos that take advantage of Facebook facial recognition.
Since I broke up with Jen I haven't been able to get a date cause of all of her digital pee.
by tartbutt December 17, 2015
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