dickweed

a unwanted pubic hair

William is a dickweed,William has a dickweed
lachie likes women with dickweeds

by Sk8eR_pUnK November 6, 2006

dickweed

1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"

i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead

by gregnarkill December 7, 2006

dickweed

To be that of more than a dick, including stoners of sorts, clueless dicks.

SLOW down dickweed!

by TEh Distrubed onE June 19, 2008

Dickweed

Someone who is as irritating as a weed growing in your dick would be. Especially within a short amount of time of being around that person. Usually someone that you know but is truly more accurate when used on a stranger that manages to accomplish said irritation.

Joel is such a dickweed, he hasn't even been home for five minutes and I want to kill him.

by JessterKing November 30, 2009

DICKWEED

A doofy ideoitic nerd. A rediculous fool. A late bloomer.

Billybob don't wear no underpants. I told you he was a total dickweed.

by atomica October 28, 2009

Dickweed

A person who you can't live with, can't live without. He/she is usually a pain in the ass and make every living moment with them hell, but at the end of the day, you miss them when they're gone. You can't live with him/her, can't live without him/her.

Dude(Deep in concentration):Maybe if...

Dickweed: HEY, LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I HAVE.

Dude: Look what you made me do... I hate you.

Dickweed: Fine, I'll leave...

Dude: No, I'm kidding, come back! I love you.

by H-D-W July 20, 2010

dickweed

A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.

My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.

by HoratioT April 16, 2008