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Dick cheese 

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
Dick cheese by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Dick cheese 

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.
“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”
Dick cheese by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Dick Cheese 

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.
Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.
Dick Cheese by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Dick Cheese 

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick
Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

Dick Cheese 

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!
Dick Cheese by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025