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Dictator

Aladeen is the dictator of Republic of Wadiya
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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e-dictator

People, mostly company employers, that block/dictate pointless stuff on your computer (such as software updates) just for the sake of blocking that makes work computers almost unusable. Examples are blocking Task Manager or the dinosaur game when you're offline on a web browser.
I am really tired of the e-dictators in charge of my work. They force software updates and block manual updates.
by Ondrashek06 September 1, 2020
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Dictator blood

(Noun) a quality possessed by old tyrants that keeps them alive and terrorizing common people.
I thought COVID-19 might kill Trump, but he has dictator blood.
by Oktoberfest October 6, 2020
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Dictator Cuomo

Someone who forces their will and their beliefs on you. Someone who has to create executive orders to enforce their will and beliefs on citizens that were obeying the law before executive orders were issued.

Dictator Cuomo who needs press coverage every second of every day.

Someone who is seen "working" in the tunnels with real works with hardhats but does not wear a hard hat for the photo.

Someone who has a Fredo for a brother.
I was running my business perfectly within the law. Then Dictator Cuomo sent his NY Liquor Authority gang to take my liquor license away. Now, I closed my business and laid off my 20 employees. I am no longer buying things locally and helping out my community.

Dictator Cuomo needs to go!
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Dictator

A leader who isn't from Europe, Northen America and or Australia
While the leader of Venezuela is obviously a dictator because they are socialist, the leader of say the USA is a rightful leader
by A rightful leader July 31, 2022
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Eww, you got a dictator!
by Random14YearOld June 24, 2022
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