When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019
When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.
by Gabcar November 29, 2018
The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019
a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks
by isawred November 29, 2018
A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig
by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018
When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked
by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018
There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018