defenestrate

the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole

Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances

by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018

Defenestrated

To groom a minor

yooooooo i just heard that Abby got defenestrated by Morgan

by AstralNova January 18, 2024

defenestrated

"Defenestrated" is past tense form of the verb "defenestrate." Defenestration is the act of grabbing something and lobbing it through a window at full speed, maximum velocity. It may also indicate dismissal from a higher status or power.

My little brother was playing Geometry Dash. On his 8,447th attempt on Theory of Everything 2, he defenestrated the family Guinea pig. Threw it out the window. Absolutely thundercunted it, nothing else to it.

by wucanitbe nou? April 2, 2024

Defenestration

The act of throwing, tossing, or yeeting someone out the window. Not specific to a certain story window but must be through a window, not glass, not a mirror, not a glass door. Must be a window.

Verb. Defenestrated

Sarah was accused on the grounds of defenestration
Sarah defenestrated Jack from the third floor

by 987654321123456789000 December 7, 2022

defenestration

The act of jumping out a window.

(username) learned the meaning of defenestration.

by doors gaming February 12, 2024

Defenestration

The act to throw someone out a window

Person A: There are approximately 1010300 words in the entire English language but there is not a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you with a chair
Person B: Maybe so but there is the word defenestration which literally means “the act to throw someone out a window”.

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

defenestration

To throw some annoying fucks arse, through the nearest fucking window.

Pete rehearsed what he thought was the safest way to break the bad news to Toan, while feeling shit scared of the defenestration that may follow.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025