THE UPPER DECKER

The upper decker is when you shit in the tank of the toilet.

Man.. Tom is being a dick! I'm going to give him the upper decker before we bail!

by BigL830 August 18, 2017

Deckie

Slang for a member of the deck department aboard a Merchant Ship.

"Is he an engineer?"
"No, he's a deckie."

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 31, 2007

Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater

This act requires both a male and female to perform. A male takes a crap in the upper tank of the toilet while performing a delicate balancing act, and getting his cock sucked, as the female takes a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I got my girlfriend so drunk that I was actually able to convince her to perform the Upper Decker Blumpkin AC Slater with me while my buddy hid in the closet and video taped the performance!

by GivinHer TheBusiness December 30, 2007

deceleration trauma

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.

"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"

by DanoNYC January 17, 2010

Stickle B Dickles

An expression of great fealing or excitement

Chris: There's going to be a 5 to 1 girl to boy ratio at Chads party tonight

Mike: Stickle B Dickles

by Lanktron March 29, 2005

Double Decker

To leave an Upper Decker in the toilet tank, and to leave a Floater in the bowl. This can either be a two-man job, or performed by a single person who breaks his payload into two segments. The result is that the water in the bowl will be brown, and the water that comes from the tank during a flush will also be brown.

An upper decker wasn't enough for that place, so for good measure I left a double decker.

by inmatarian February 3, 2008

upper decker

The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.

When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.

by afokenr March 25, 2003