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married to Karen
will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass
needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub
drives a Range Rover
his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour
Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!
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person 1- whats that?
person 2- I can smell that izi meyaki from miles away!
person 1 - ITS A DARREN
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person 1 - ITS A DARREN
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Person: Get The Fuck away from me Darren you look like a motherfucking snapping turtle.
Darren:I will bite you bitch
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