Dakota

A guy who will tell any girl he loves them and then tell them his feelings changed. He will break any girls heart just for sex and having fun in college. his feelings change every other day

Day one- Dakota says OMG i love you so much and i miss you so much your amazing will you marry me?
Day two- I dont really miss you anymore but god i love you so much
Day three- My feelings totally changed this aint working no more but i still cant live without you

Girl says-BULLSHIT goodbye!

by afwkid July 17, 2009

Dakota

A retarded white kid with a forehead bigger than his future. He faps multiple times a day. He talks about ur mom and has diabetes. and he is the type of guy to rob a bank with a nerf gun

Dakota is so autistic

by Burnt Pennywise January 17, 2018

Dakota

A loyal ass nigga who wants to be loved by one girl 💯

The definition of loyal is Dakota

by Dzkb2 April 13, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is most likely a big white boy and I don’t mean like “hey bishes let’s get Starbucks and head to the crap house” typa white boy i mean “Yee Yee let me park my tractor so I can go fuck my cousin while papa watch the cattle” typa white boy. This dude has a masssiivveeee farmers tan and he’s Alr looking until he cuts his hair. Oh god wait till u see his hair. That shi look like a hairy testicle. Other than looks he pretty chill

Girl1: dude Dakotas obviously obsessed with his gf
Girl2: yea Idek think she likes him that much either
Dakota: I’m so frickin mad cause I didn’t get to sit with my gf at recess because I had detention

by Mireyahatersss June 20, 2019

Dakota

A lil bitch who wishes they were cool and edgy but really they’re an emo cringe. She wanna be thicc as hell so she trying hella hard it’ll take some time for this gurl to get thicc. She’s an edgy hoe and damn she fineeeeeee.

Davrea:look at that cringe edgy bitch

Sam:she’s fine tho and Dakota is such a great name

by Onethiccpieceoftrash December 6, 2017

Dakota

Someone who chronically masturbates, and saves videos of porn on their computer. To which later watch and masturbate to.

Man 1: "I've jerked it like 7 times today to this one video I saved. It's fantastic!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"

by Mr.Blue. August 1, 2009

Dakota

A Dakota is a person who is gay and short

That person having intercourse with the mailman on a warm day in july in the parking lot of a bike shop is such a Dakota

by Joemommaisjoemomma November 13, 2019