dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 5, 2005

Dafunks

Someone who brings it all, but is very homosexual and likes to have sexual relations with underage boys.

Man that guy is Dafunks.

by risc411 December 4, 2009

Dafuq

A contraction of the phrase "what the fuck"; one that is commonly posted on forums as an expression of confusion. It is often said by people with no creativity, imagination or unique traits, who regurgitate this vapid phrase in order to "comically" display their sheer lack of humour/understanding towards anything even slightly out of the ordinary. (see normality).

A user, with no sense of self respect, encounters a slightly funny/absurd YouTube video and feels the need to comment.

-User: "Dafuq did i just watch??"

-EVERYONE ELSE: *Facepalm*

by ManSpider June 13, 2013

Dafuq

We on dis beach
Finna get crunk
Eyebrows on fleek
DAFUQ

~~~poem of the year

2014

Me: Yo! I just shaved my ass
Joe: Dafuq?!?!?!??!?!?

by mankanshoku_child April 14, 2015

Daoud

Shit.

Hey man can you hurry up in the bathroom. I gotta take a mighty DAOUD.

by xxxtenaciousD November 1, 2017

Daud2

Autistic Child who plays Roblox all day, mainly talk's shit over discord and claims he about something but he ain't bout shit.

Daud2 claims hes amazing when hes a piece of baboon skin.

by ekeke July 26, 2017

Dafidildo

Half daffodil and half dildo...Dafidildo..its sensitive ass bitches..assholes. Pricks. Dumbasses..fuckboys\girls..haters..ect...all of those that can be used with a universal word

Why do we have to keep looking at his dafidildo face?

by Themetalheadkilljoy March 12, 2018