The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
Get the Curtain Wankmug. The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.
The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.
The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.
Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.
by meldrewcat January 18, 2012
Get the curtain bottommug. A dangling, usually rectangular, component of some garments that hangs in front of and/or behind the crotch, exposing the thighs. A possible result of high double-side slits.
by CherryWood_CZ March 10, 2023
Get the Pelvic Curtainmug. by biscuitbarrel June 14, 2011
Get the cunty curtainsmug. The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.
by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012
Get the Dirty Curtainmug. Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.
by Pezzatron February 24, 2011
Get the Twitching the curtainmug. by James-A-Rambo April 22, 2010
Get the Cunt Curtainmug.