Crappy service

When your shopping and no one is help full and you get annoyed. Also known getting Terrell'd

I've been getting crappy service everywhere today.

by Shadow 1337 May 25, 2018

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

Crappy-Mcgee

What you may call someone in place of crap.

You ate my pudding you Crappy-Mcgee!

by Molly Heart January 5, 2009

crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend

That crappy friend talked behind my back

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020

crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan

He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.

by ShinryBart April 3, 2024

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021