Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

by waffleslol December 14, 2020

Crackin Bands

The opposite of being broke

I was broke but now i'm crackin bands

by 21 34 March 2, 2022

crackin plur

Crackin plur means Good player.
If MAAATIIIC scores a goal for you in FIFA you can shout out loud CRAAAACKIIIN PLUUUUR

JAMEH VARDY IS A CRACKIN PLUR or MAAAATIIIIC IS A CRACKIN PLUR

by Crackin pluuuur July 18, 2017

Crackin Drackin

The New York way to say what's up. Commonly said wrong by foreigners such as people from conneticut

AC "hey, how do people say what's up in New York?"
ZE "They say whats crackin drackin"

by Aruba Farfeild January 11, 2021

Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

heavy crackin

When girls with big butts wear skinny jeans that rides low showing the top of their crack with no panties on

Skinny jeans riding low.. she be heavy crackin

by lanebugg November 29, 2016