cottage bitch

the hottest person ever; also the sexiest

“omg there goes cottage bitch!”
“she looks and acts so much like cottage bitch”
“that’s so cottage bitch”

by cottage_bitch June 28, 2021

Cottage School

synonym for "zoo"

"let's go visit the Cottage School!"

by slinkyslither April 30, 2022

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017

Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.

clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"

by schedulingsquad August 27, 2013

Cottage Babies

Two or more people that were so close they were basically born in the same cottage (Hospital) at the same time. Even with a considerable age gap.

Oh man me and Johnny Boy go so far back we are cottage babies.

by Pacheckers July 21, 2022

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023

swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

by HBeck June 24, 2018