When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
by Jakercut August 18, 2016
Get the Corning on the cob mug.the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.
"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*
by glasthsesdpa January 10, 2013
Get the creepy copping mug.Gerardo: "Man I am so full, I can't remember the last time I had this much Chuck E Cheese!"
Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"
Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"
by South Of Heaven March 9, 2017
Get the Corking mug.using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic
College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!
College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011
Get the Corking the Bat mug.Verb: To stick ears of corn in someone's lawn as a prank. This is usually done to people that you don't like and that annoy you
by BGSTAH October 25, 2015
Get the corning mug.The act of walking awkwardly with stiffness in your legs akin to that of iconic 80’s character Robo-Cop.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.
This usually happens the day after exercising after having not done so in a while.
Other causes may include not stretching properly, or sitting down in an odd position for a long period of time.
“Hey dude why are you walking funny?”
“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.
“ Went for a jog for the first time in ages last night, now I’m Robo-coping”.
by joffish August 4, 2010
Get the Robo-coping mug.A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.
A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.
The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.
A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.
The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.
Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"
Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"
Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
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