chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.

A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”

by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Undead Chronic XIV

Undead Chronic XIV, leader of the Warband. A green-skinned gentleman that espouses physical fitness, inner-strength, and generates a very based energy. As one of the many YouTube channels to be taken down - now on his 14th channel - he continues to inspire young men and women to better themselves, although his philosophy is more attractive to men. The nightmare of feminists and soyboys. The kush-smoking, anti-feminist roaster. "No Hymen, No diamond". His Warband comprises of ten of thousands of people all over the world, although his public members include: Sir Yeetus, Reishi, Manic the Manic Mechanic, Ribby the Party Frog, and Riker the Biker. The wise gentleman, Hammerhand, is also a known friend of the group, although he is a MGTOW Monk.

GUY A: My girlfirend dumped me for Chad.
GUY B: Bro, don't worry about it. Check out "Undead Chronic XIV".
GUY A: My friends said he hated women.
GUY A: HAHAHAHA. Dude, the guy saved my life.

by afrosaxonixv February 18, 2022

chronic bitch dependency

An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.

A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.

This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.

by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007

bubonic chronic

1. weed that gets you straight FUCKED UP

2. Very potent marijuana

Yo Collins used to sell that fuckin bubonic chronic, damn shame the po blew up his spot.

by ABJ March 20, 2005

vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.

In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.

by The Sinator November 7, 2009

coronacation

what all kids were on in 2020 and is probably the worst vacation known to mankind

bro my coronacation sucked

by vibinbruh March 16, 2020